Title: The one that got away Fandom: Torchwood Characters: Jack, Ianto Author: m_findlow Rating: PG Length: 1,694 words Content notes: None Author notes: Written for Challenge 505 - Melt Summary: Jack thought he had their alien under wraps.
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People walk by them, talking and laughing. Fred reaches up to Angel and kisses him. Angel puts his arm around her. A few moments later, they stop kissing.
FRED: (whispering) You think they bought it?
ANGEL: (whispering) I did. I—I mean, I didn't hear anything.
JASMANIAC WOMAN: Angel.
JASMANIAC MAN: You're dead, Fred.
Angel and Fred turn to see that small group of people staring at them menacingly.
ANGEL: I'm thinking they didn't buy it.
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[Note: Mildly risque jokes & images ahead. And one banana hammock.]
We all live in fear of an embarrassing photo popping up on Facebook, but it turns out there's an even WORSE place for those best-forgotten candids to turn up:
Your birthday cake.
(And, ok, yeah - then on an internationally-known blog about bad cakes, but still.)
I used to think edible photos were the worst invention since the Steering Wheel Desk, but that was before I realized their true purpose:
Humiliating drunk guys who take their clothes off.
Yep, edible images are the best thing to happen to passive-aggression since the Post-It note. How else can you get back at the guy who showed up early, drank all the Zima, and then passed out in your mom's favorite arm chair and peed himself?
Remember, revenge is a dish best served iced - and there is a lot of icing...IN CAKE.
I would comment on the misspellings, but it's hard to concentrate with big nipples staring you in the face.
Which I guess explains why employers block so much of the Internet at work, huh?
(HEYO.)
Of course, not all guys need alcohol to get a little frisky in front of the camera:
Must. Not. Make. "Horny." Joke...
And once you hit your ninety-something-th birthday, I know exactly what you want to see:
Not bad, not bad...but can we get some kind of a wild cat in here? And maybe a mullet?
Purrrfect.
I feel like we're straying off the drunken path, though. See, what we *really* need is something with a clown wig, a little Crisco, and a HUGE...
...oh. Rats.
Ok, never mind.
Thanks to Angie B., Kimberly E., Julie C., Christy M., Stacey H., Sarah T., Katherine M. & Aaron for the full Monte Crisco. It was delicious.
Buffy: I'm the Slayer. The chosen one. All mythic and defender-y. Evil nasties are supposed to flee from me. Not the other way around.
Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're ... moving at a brisk pace.
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Title: Far From Over Fandom: Viola come il mare (category: tv) Author:veronyxk84 Characters/Pairing: Viola Vitale/Francesco Demir Rating: PG-13 Warnings: none Word count: 955 (Ellipsus) Spoilers/Setting: Set in early S2. Summary: Viola has survived a whole year of living next door to Francesco Demir: a dangerously charming neighbor with a smile that should come with a warning label. Breakfast on the terrace was supposed to be simple, but nothing is simple when the attraction is mutual, the teasing never stops, and neither of them is willing to be the first to give in. Disclaimer:This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. All rights belong to the respective owners.
(Supposed to read "Congratulations Wojtek From Thunder Road")
Cakes decorated with smeared silly string
Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Is that a tongue sticking out of that poodle?
Were they attempting to make ersatz noodles?
"Congradulations" with Doritos rings
Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Plumber's jeans that don't quite cover their "assets"
Creepy-faced smiley with too-thick eyelashes
Harry and Gollum and wands holding rings
Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Though these dogs might
Be all frosting
Though these cakes are bad!
I simply remember these wreckiest things
And then I just can't
Feel sad! ♪
BIG thanks to Katie G., Victoria L., J.R., Vanessa M., Lisa H., Pete Z., Andrea G., Darla H., Becca T., Rachel L., and J.C. You know you're my favorites, right?
*****
P.S. If you're going to wear an Easter tee this year, THIS IS THE WAY:
CORDELIA: What’s a Bosh… whatever you said?
WESLEY: The opposers of the Awakening. The Bosh M’ad forged something to destroy the Beast. The Tooth of Light.
FRED: They made a tooth?
WESLEY: To the best of my interpretation, a weapon of some kind.
GUNN: How’d it work out for ’em? Wesley looks back down at the text.
WESLEY: It was never used. The Awakening was centuries away. In the meantime, every last one of the Bosh M’ad was wiped out by the Beast’s acolytes.
FRED: So this tooth thing must have had them worried. What happened to it?
WESLEY: Never found. The opposers kept it hidden.
GUNN: Great. So now we have to find a tooth in a haystack.
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